"Cannibal Team"
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a high-tech company. During the welcoming ceremony, the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So don't trouble any of the other employees."
The cannibals promised not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later, the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you; however, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing janitor. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders and Project Managers so no one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
from Pastor Tim's Cybersalt
7 comments:
Ho ho! No one misses project managers, huh?
LOL...that's a good one. There were a few bosses that I had who would not be missed if they were eaten!!!
How's it going? Hope your start to the New Year is great.
Sue
Thanks for my morning laugh!I've known a few who could have been on the menu.
I've known some VP's who wouldn't have been missed, too!
good one !!! hope you've warmed up there some, we have here!
Good one!!
Janitors are a BIG necessity!!!
People can do without project managers, but they CANNOT do without having the toilet paper replenished and the trash emptied.
:-)
Too funny! I wish I had the guts to pin this to our bulletin board at work. :-)
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